Who needs it, this nail art?

But that was before. And Sach-As ... If the new is a well-forgotten old, it's not about nail-art at all. Because ... Yes, simply because what kind of art in the coating of nails? All the more varnish? Tyap-bluff, blew, waved their palms and - forward to work, a corporate party, in a bar or a disco. Well, where did anyone see art?

But nail art ... It's a completely different thing! If only because art, translated from English, is art. Adding the Russian translation of the word nail, we get the full content of this colorful term - the art of painting and decorating nails. What special materials are used for: rhinestones, varnishes, foil, micro-gloss, tattoo on nails, jewelry made of precious metals. Today it is a whole science - how to choose the right tools, prepare the nail for work, create the necessary background for the picture.

And who needs it? Of course, if you listen to the beautiful half of humanity, then only for us. Gray, poorly receptive to the beautiful martinet in these months, unremovable bulletproof vests, from which ... Fu-yu ... How do horse horse then ...

Yes, that's how we believed. Just a word. They took and believed. Well, what can we do? We are so gray and low-susceptible. Tell us - "carrot", well, we believe, until some other finger pokes a picture:
- Here is a carrot. And this. This is ... Tomato! Do you believe?
- Be-e-eru! And what a sheet in this house there? Just like that? On the floor?

And if you take a closer look ... Well, well, well ... What about this "nail" on the actual women's sites write? Sorry, no links, more for us, gray and unwashed, they are all the same person. And they write about the same thing.

Like “well-groomed healthy nails for a woman who knows her worth.” Or: “if you have a holiday in your soul, you want to make even your shiny fingertips even more beautiful.” Well, and somewhere like this: “beautiful nails with well-groomed hands are capable of doing miracles with the mood.” For me, there is no point to continue. Because everywhere we are talking exclusively about ourselves, beloved, the one “who knows her worth.” Yourself, not you or me. Se-be ...

What more arguments are needed? Who to whom well-groomed nails are there “capable of performing real miracles with the mood”? Do you like me? If someone goes hunting, is he going to paint someone else's uncle? Or, God forbid, aunt? Especially when it comes to nails. Own, pro by the way.

So what have we got in our bulletproof vests? Grandmothers ... Well, you wanted to bank someone of us. The war paint, including the nails, was pinned down ... To us, it is ... No, this is what I wouldn’t say "purple". If anyone has forgotten, just in case, I remind you - a woman, generally, by the fire, in a cave, the fire maintains. And on the hunt - so blasti-lady. Albeit inferior, but it was he.

And fangs, claws and other piercing-cutting - so this is a distinctive species sign of a predator. And if the weak-stinker is "inferior," then he is not against you. Moreover, not on the neck. And where in the bushes prickly away. So what? Will you pick it out of those bushes? And he ... That's it. In the bushes. You need?!

And if not "inferior"? Well, it is an honor, of course, to cover a stitchman with such art claws, but fill up reindeer skins! But ... Well, that's only half the battle. The thing is, when he drags you into his wigwam. And whether it will drag? The big question is. Well, he needs a squaw in that wigwam, and not a saber-toothed and aggressive-nail-tiger ...

Because be careful, babonki. Careful with that art. Itself, of course, it is necessary to love. Who argues? But not to the same extent ?! After all, in order to catch him in the snares ... And so, too, you need to love him. And love ... These are not fangs and claws. Yes, and what color, in the best Neil-Artov traditions. This is when the "mur-mur" and a warm palm on the fur. And if suddenly someone got a stone because of his bosom, that all that, they say, is speculation of an exclusively male component, nothing in art at all, and in the nail - all the more, it does not understand, so ...

So wait a minute ... Wait a minute or two is worth it. It is not yet time to scatter those stones. Not only men, but also women ...

Of course, not all of them are as categorical as the chief editor of L'Officiel Russian, Evelina Khromtchenko, who called nail art the height of a bad taste, along with a bare belly for owners of any size above 36 French. But…

So, the popular actress of the Sovremennik Theater, Olga Drozdova, beloved by many viewers, also does not like this fashionable salon service with such a seemingly beautiful and fascinating name - nail art. Here - does not love! And many will agree with her.

You need to decorate yourself not outside. From the inside. Well, we do not like a peacock. And when he is somewhere behind a fence, in an open-air cage, and when suddenly, all of a sudden, he will stumble on any social gathering. Ho-odd ... Multicolored feathers - like a fan! No, we don't. Painfully he is so ... Bright. Already in the eyes dazzled ...

But no one ever pays attention to his companion. Yes, and what to look out there? ... Well she is gray. Inconspicuous. The mouse is simple, not peacock. So it is us, it is “mouse”. And the peacock ... Better not! And what did he find in her? Outside ... No skin, no faces ...

Exactly, there is something inside!

Watch the video: TOP 20 Nail Art Items You NEED In Your Kit! (December 2019).

Loading...

Leave Your Comment